Fat Slags (2004) featured a cast of 49 tracked actors. Of these, 33 (87%) are still alive today and 5 have passed away. The oldest surviving cast member is Ahmet Mekin, age 94. This film starred Fiona Allen and Sophie Thompson.
87% still with us· verified cast67% of full cast · incl. 11 unverified
Survivorship
Cast Reunion Index: 87% still living
Avg. Age at Death: 79.6 yrs
Deaths by Year
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Cast49 members
| Person | Character | Status | DOB | Age | DOD | Age in 2004 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 Fiona Allen Sandra | Sandra | Living | 13/03/1965 | 61 | — | 39 |
 Sophie Thompson Tracey | Tracey | Living | 20/01/1962 | 64 | — | 42 |
 Jerry O'Connell Sean Cooley | Sean Cooley | Living | 17/02/1974 | 52 | — | 30 |
 Anthony Stewart Head Victor | Victor | Deceased | 20/02/1954 | 72 | 01/06/2026 | 50 |
| Paige | Living | 06/08/1972 | 54 | — | 32 | |
 James Dreyfus Fidor | Fidor | Living | 09/10/1968 | 57 | — | 36 |
 Naomi Campbell Sales Assistant | Sales Assistant | Living | 22/05/1970 | 56 | — | 34 |
 Hugh Dennis Immigration Officer | Immigration Officer | Living | 13/02/1962 | 64 | — | 42 |
| MC | Living | 12/10/1953 | 72 | — | 51 | |
| Baz | Living | 21/05/1968 | 58 | — | 36 | |
 Michael Greco Niarchos | Niarchos | Living | 12/11/1970 | 55 | — | 34 |
 Eamonn Holmes Himself | Himself | Living | 03/12/1959 | 66 | — | 45 |
 Ralf Little Milkman | Milkman | Living | 08/02/1980 | 46 | — | 24 |
 Dolph Lundgren Randy | Randy | Living | 03/11/1957 | 68 | — | 47 |
 Burt Kwouk Dalai Lama | Dalai Lama | Deceased | 18/07/1930 | 85 | 24/05/2016 | 74 |
 Ahmet Mekin Waiter 1 | Waiter 1 | Living | 06/08/1932 | 94 | — | 72 |
Timur Ahmet Waiter 2 | Waiter 2 | Unverified | — | — | — | — |
Chris Barnes Warden | Warden | Living | 24/06/1965 | 61 | — | 39 |
Oliver Bradshaw Butler | Butler | Deceased | 20/03/1921 | 86 | 07/10/2007 | 83 |
 Sarah Cawood TOTP Presenter 1 | TOTP Presenter 1 | Living | 07/08/1972 | 54 | — | 32 |
 Colin Murray TOTP Presenter 2 | TOTP Presenter 2 | Living | 10/03/1977 | 49 | — | 27 |
 Angus Deayton Maurice the Hotel Receptionist | Maurice the Hotel Receptionist | Living | 06/01/1956 | 70 | — | 48 |
 Steve Punt Immigration Officer 1 | Immigration Officer 1 | Living | 15/09/1962 | 64 | — | 42 |
Hugh Dennis Immigration Officer 2 | Immigration Officer 2 | Living | 13/02/1962 | 64 | — | 42 |
 Simon Farnaby Ventriloquist | Ventriloquist | Living | 02/04/1973 | 53 | — | 31 |
 Ene Frost Recording Studio Mixer | Recording Studio Mixer | Unverified | — | — | — | — |
 Michael Howe UK Breakfast Presenter | UK Breakfast Presenter | Living | 11/01/1952 | 74 | — | 52 |
 Alison King Receptionist | Receptionist | Living | 03/03/1973 | 53 | — | 31 |
 Helen Lederer Hysterical UN Woman | Hysterical UN Woman | Living | 24/09/1954 | 71 | — | 50 |
 Bruce Mackinnon Minion 1 | Minion 1 | Living | 17/10/1978 | 47 | — | 26 |
 Neil Maskell Policeman | Policeman | Living | 01/01/1976 | 50 | — | 28 |
 Grant Masters E.R. Person | E.R. Person | Living | 02/12/1964 | 61 | — | 40 |
 Henry Miller Dave | Dave | Unverified | — | — | — | — |
 Johnny Myers American Journalist | American Journalist | Unverified | — | — | — | — |
Arthur Nightingale Gardener | Gardener | Deceased | 01/01/1931 | 94 | 12/10/2025 | 73 |
Stuart Nurse Limo Driver | Limo Driver | Living | 30/07/1966 | 60 | — | 38 |
Brian Perkins Newsreader | Newsreader | Unverified | — | — | — | — |
 Paul Putner Coach Driver | Coach Driver | Unverified | — | — | — | — |
 Erich Redman Dutch Journalist | Dutch Journalist | Deceased | 01/01/1964 | 61 | 10/08/2025 | 40 |
 Simon Roberts Horner Prize Presenter | Horner Prize Presenter | Unverified | — | — | — | — |
 Finlay Robertson Rickshaw Driver | Rickshaw Driver | Living | 02/05/1975 | 51 | — | 29 |
 Frank Rozelaar-Green French Driver | French Driver | Unverified | — | — | — | — |
 David Schneider Tanner | Tanner | Living | 22/05/1963 | 63 | — | 41 |
 Shend Niarchos 2 | Niarchos 2 | Living | 17/11/1957 | 68 | — | 47 |
 John Thomson Foreman | Foreman | Living | 02/04/1969 | 57 | — | 35 |
 Don Warrington General Secretary | General Secretary | Living | 23/05/1951 | 75 | — | 53 |
Rainer Wiseman Postman | Postman | Unverified | — | — | — | — |
Naima Stevenson Office Worker | Office Worker | Unverified | — | — | — | — |
James Boyle Tom Cruise | Tom Cruise | Unverified | — | — | — | — |
