Horny Old Ladies (2025) featured a cast of 2 tracked actors. Of these, 2 (100%) are still alive today. The oldest surviving cast member is Melony Melons, age 56. This film starred Parker Sims and Melony Melons.
100% still with us· verified cast
Survivorship
Cast Reunion Index: 100% still living
Cast2 members
| Person | Character | Status | DOB | Age | DOD | Age in 2025 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 Parker Sims (archive footage) | (archive footage) | Living | 29/04/2003 | 23 | — | 22 |
 Melony Melons (archive footage) | (archive footage) | Living | 18/02/1970 | 56 | — | 55 |