If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025) featured a cast of 24 tracked actors. Of these, 14 (100%) are still alive today. The oldest surviving cast member is Conan O'Brien, age 63. This film starred Rose Byrne and Conan O'Brien.
100% still with us· verified cast58% of full cast · incl. 10 unverified
Survivorship
Cast Reunion Index: 100% still living
Cast24 members
| Person | Character | Status | DOB | Age | DOD | Age in 2025 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 Rose Byrne Linda | Linda | Living | 24/07/1979 | 47 | — | 46 |
 Conan O'Brien Therapist | Therapist | Living | 18/04/1963 | 63 | — | 62 |
 A$AP Rocky James | James | Living | 03/10/1988 | 37 | — | 37 |
 Danielle Macdonald Caroline | Caroline | Living | 19/05/1991 | 35 | — | 34 |
 Delaney Quinn Child | Child | Living | 09/10/2014 | 11 | — | 11 |
 Mary Bronstein Dr. Spring | Dr. Spring | Living | 07/09/1979 | 47 | — | 46 |
 Ivy Wolk Diana | Diana | Living | 24/08/2004 | 22 | — | 21 |
 Mark Stolzenberg Parking Attendant | Parking Attendant | Unverified | — | — | — | — |
 Manu Narayan Landlord | Landlord | Living | 16/08/1973 | 53 | — | 52 |
 Christian Slater Father | Father | Living | 18/08/1969 | 57 | — | 56 |
 Eva Kornet Breathworker | Breathworker | Unverified | — | — | — | — |
 Ella Beatty Kate | Kate | Living | 08/04/2000 | 26 | — | 25 |
 Helen Hong Eva | Eva | Living | 07/07/1985 | 41 | — | 40 |
 Daniel Zolghadri Stephen | Stephen | Living | 20/02/1999 | 27 | — | 26 |
 Josh Pais Brad | Brad | Living | 21/06/1964 | 62 | — | 61 |
 Ronald Bronstein Caroline's Husband (voice) | Caroline's Husband (voice) | Living | 05/11/1973 | 52 | — | 52 |
 Lark White Vanessa | Vanessa | Unverified | — | — | — | — |
 Laurence Blum Police Officer | Police Officer | Unverified | — | — | — | — |
 Amy Judd Lieberman Melanie | Melanie | Unverified | — | — | — | — |
Char Sidney Nurse | Nurse | Unverified | — | — | — | — |
 Jodi Michelle Pynn Nurse | Nurse | Unverified | — | — | — | — |
J. Alan Scott Puppeteer | Puppeteer | Unverified | — | — | — | — |
Jason Matthews Puppeteer | Puppeteer | Unverified | — | — | — | — |
 Victor Broadley Puppeteer | Puppeteer | Unverified | — | — | — | — |