What a Mess! (1995) featured a cast of 76 tracked actors. Of these, 24 (44%) are still alive today and 31 have passed away. The oldest surviving cast member is Lyudmila Velikaya, age 80. This film starred Valeriy Garkalin and Vera Alentova.
44% still with us· verified cast32% of full cast · incl. 21 unverified
Survivorship
Cast Reunion Index: 44% still living
Avg. Age at Death: 72.5 yrs
Deaths by Year
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Cast76 members
| Person | Character | Status | DOB | Age | DOD | Age in 1995 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 Valeriy Garkalin Vasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow | Vasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow | Deceased | 11/04/1954 | 67 | 20/11/2021 | 41 |
 Vera Alentova Carol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow | Carol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow | Deceased | 21/02/1942 | 83 | 25/12/2025 | 53 |
 Inna Churikova Praskov'ya Krolikova | Praskov'ya Krolikova | Deceased | 05/10/1943 | 79 | 14/01/2023 | 52 |
 Armen Dzhigarkhanyan Kozyulski | Kozyulski | Deceased | 03/10/1935 | 85 | 14/11/2020 | 60 |
 Igor Ugolnikov Piskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich | Piskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich | Living | 15/12/1962 | 63 | — | 33 |
 Sergey Batalov Lieutenant | Lieutenant | Living | 19/04/1957 | 69 | — | 38 |
 Rolan Bykov Brilliant's buyer | Brilliant's buyer | Deceased | 13/11/1929 | 68 | 06/10/1998 | 66 |
 Leonid Kuravlyov USA ambassador | USA ambassador | Deceased | 08/10/1936 | 85 | 30/01/2022 | 59 |
 Lyubov Polishchuk Jennifer, Ambassador's wife | Jennifer, Ambassador's wife | Deceased | 21/05/1949 | 57 | 28/11/2006 | 46 |
 Oleg Efremov Nikolay Grigoryevich | Nikolay Grigoryevich | Deceased | 01/10/1927 | 72 | 24/05/2000 | 68 |
 Oleg Tabakov Sukhodrishchev | Sukhodrishchev | Deceased | 17/08/1935 | 82 | 12/03/2018 | 60 |
Aleksandr Voroshilo Kozma | Kozma | Unverified | — | — | — | — |
 Nonna Mordyukova registry office employee | registry office employee | Deceased | 25/11/1925 | 82 | 06/07/2008 | 70 |
 Sergei Artsybashev Registry Office Worker | Registry Office Worker | Deceased | 14/09/1951 | 63 | 12/07/2015 | 44 |
 Yevgeni Vesnik Doctor | Doctor | Deceased | 15/01/1923 | 86 | 10/04/2009 | 72 |
 Evgeniy Gerchakov Director of the Orchestra | Director of the Orchestra | Unverified | — | — | — | — |
 Arkadiy Koval TV Announcer | TV Announcer | Living | 05/10/1958 | 67 | — | 37 |
 Yevgeni Aleksandrov Reporter | Reporter | Living | 10/10/1961 | 64 | — | 34 |
 Irina Apeksimova Step performer | Step performer | Living | 13/01/1966 | 60 | — | 29 |
 Valery Nikolaev Step performer | Step performer | Living | 23/08/1965 | 61 | — | 30 |
 Valery Afanasyev Geologist Anatoliy Ivanov | Geologist Anatoliy Ivanov | Living | 20/08/1949 | 77 | — | 46 |
 Sergey Gabrielyan Geologist Ravil Beliletdinov | Geologist Ravil Beliletdinov | Living | 11/01/1991 | 35 | — | 4 |
 Tatyana Kravchenko Geologist Bronislava Rosenbaum | Geologist Bronislava Rosenbaum | Living | 09/12/1953 | 72 | — | 42 |
 Yuriy Chernov Suitcase carrier | Suitcase carrier | Living | 24/04/1949 | 77 | — | 46 |
 Vladimir Gusev General | General | Deceased | 23/02/1933 | 78 | 07/02/2012 | 62 |
 Gennady Matveev General | General | Deceased | 24/05/1946 | 73 | 01/06/2019 | 49 |
 Boris Smorchkov General | General | Deceased | 03/09/1944 | 63 | 10/05/2008 | 51 |
 Yuriy Kuzmenkov man with a goat | man with a goat | Deceased | 16/02/1941 | 70 | 11/09/2011 | 54 |
 Lev Borisov Mafiosi | Mafiosi | Deceased | 08/12/1933 | 77 | 15/11/2011 | 62 |
 Viktor Gajnov Mafiosi | Mafiosi | Deceased | 04/01/1938 | 70 | 24/06/2008 | 57 |
Ivan Martynov Mafiosi | Mafiosi | Living | 26/02/1961 | 65 | — | 34 |
 Sergey Ruban Mafiosi | Mafiosi | Deceased | 14/10/1962 | 53 | 10/12/2015 | 33 |
 Aleksandr Pankratov-Chyornyy Ambassador's bodyguard | Ambassador's bodyguard | Living | 28/06/1949 | 77 | — | 46 |
 Mikhail Kokshenov Ambassador's bodyguard | Ambassador's bodyguard | Deceased | 16/09/1936 | 83 | 04/06/2020 | 59 |
 Inna Kara-Mosko Carol's friend | Carol's friend | Living | 24/11/1948 | 77 | — | 47 |
 Nina Alisova Meloman | Meloman | Deceased | 15/12/1915 | 80 | 12/10/1996 | 80 |
 Vsevolod Sanayev Meloman | Meloman | Deceased | 25/02/1912 | 83 | 27/01/1996 | 83 |
 Anatoliy Kuznetsov Father | Father | Deceased | 31/12/1930 | 83 | 07/03/2014 | 65 |
 Vladimir Menshov Russian President | Russian President | Deceased | 17/09/1939 | 81 | 05/07/2021 | 56 |
| Deceased | 26/03/1951 | 68 | 03/04/2019 | 44 | ||
| Deceased | 08/12/1957 | 54 | 09/10/2012 | 38 | ||
| Living | 12/04/1960 | 66 | — | 35 | ||
| Living | 26/01/1960 | 66 | — | 35 | ||
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| Deceased | 24/03/1955 | 54 | 16/04/2009 | 40 | ||
| Deceased | 17/06/1943 | 67 | 27/09/2010 | 52 | ||
| Living | 25/03/1946 | 80 | — | 49 | ||
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| Deceased | 15/07/1945 | 63 | 09/04/2009 | 50 | ||
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| Living | 05/01/1951 | 75 | — | 44 | ||
 Maxim Glotov (uncredited) | (uncredited) | Deceased | 29/01/1965 | 60 | 01/07/2025 | 30 |
Pavel Remnyov (uncredited) | (uncredited) | Unverified | — | — | — | — |
Timur Kogan (uncredited) | (uncredited) | Unverified | — | — | — | — |
 Klavdiya Kozlyonkova (uncredited) | (uncredited) | Deceased | 25/09/1926 | 78 | 08/08/2005 | 69 |
 Andrey Zvyagintsev journalist (uncredited) | journalist (uncredited) | Living | 06/02/1964 | 62 | — | 31 |
Oleg Kozhemyakin (uncredited) | (uncredited) | Unverified | — | — | — | — |
Leonid Aleksandrov (uncredited) | (uncredited) | Unverified | — | — | — | — |
Irina Borodulina (uncredited) | (uncredited) | Unverified | — | — | — | — |
 Aleksandr Gorbachev (uncredited) | (uncredited) | Living | 23/05/1955 | 71 | — | 40 |
Irina Davydova (uncredited) | (uncredited) | Unverified | — | — | — | — |
 Vladimir Shiryaev (uncredited) | (uncredited) | Living | 01/01/1972 | 54 | — | 23 |
 Evgeniy Kuleshov (uncredited) | (uncredited) | Living | 04/04/1964 | 62 | — | 31 |
 Lev Guzhnovskiy (uncredited) | (uncredited) | Unverified | — | — | — | — |
 Lyubov Rudenko (uncredited) | (uncredited) | Living | 22/10/1959 | 66 | — | 36 |
Yulia Zhiveinova-Ferrara (uncredited) | (uncredited) | Unverified | — | — | — | — |
Sergey Labyrin (uncredited) | (uncredited) | Unverified | — | — | — | — |
 Vyacheslav Ushanov (uncredited) | (uncredited) | Living | 23/03/1949 | 77 | — | 46 |
Andrey Tunik (uncredited) | (uncredited) | Unverified | — | — | — | — |
 Sergey Ershov (uncredited) | (uncredited) | Living | 13/07/1971 | 55 | — | 24 |
